Minecraft 2.0???!?!??!?

who has check out mojang.com today idk if minecraft 2.0 is an april fools joke or what so post what you think here!

Yes, it is an April Fool's joke. Also, Twitter announced they're removing vowels

Its real, they wouldn't do all that for April fools

"Added new graphics setting “Ultra Realistic” with new patent-pending experimental 4D-rendering."
"Overhauled fishing mechanics."
"Removed fishing."
"Made redstone bugs spawn actual Redstone Bugs to assist with debugging."
"Fixed a bug causing Skeletons to miss their targets on occasion."
"Added new friendly Pink Wither, which is the complete opposite of a wither."
"Players may no longer attack other players directly, but must recruit an army of Monsters and Animals."
"Each monster/animal has different strengths, weaknesses and abilities whilst attacking or defending in PvP combat."
"New turn-based combat system will help create epic battles that may last hours at a time."

(Everything taken from Mojang's blog post)
I don't know about you, but the last 3 sound a lot like Pokemon to me. And the rest are flat out stupid

Hey chuck if we no longer can attack one another directly can you make a plugin that allows us to attack one another directly

Chuckle watch the vidos i saw the pink wither!!!!!!!!!!! i think most of that in the post was crap though

adn retextured silver fish come out of redstoen sometimes redstone "bugs"

I wanna see the Pink Wither!

*Cough*
But apparently Mojang made some jars that you can download (from where, I don't know) and add to Minecraft to get some of these features.

you don't know if they are telling the truth

ok whatever you win chuckle there was an update on mojang but i still want tio try it...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

oh sorry guys i read the whole thing, it is only for april fools. But chuck could you make a plugin that has everything that "minecraft 2.0" has?

oh sorry guys i read the whole thing, it is only for april fools. But chuck could you make a plugin that has everything that "minecraft 2.0" has?

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No

why not

First off, most of that stuff can't even be achieved with mods. And I can't add pink withers, new blocks, mobs, etc.

can you add exploding animals????

Lol, I might be able to, but I'm a little busy right now.

Yeah i want TNT horses, flying sheep and chickens that attack but poop diamonds!!!